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Why did the chicken cross the road?

[QUOTE=BlazinBlazer Guy]Why did the chicken cross the road?

[color=#0000a0][b]GEO
RGE W BUSH[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS]We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road or not. The chicken is either against us or for us. There is no middle ground here.[/font]

[color=#0000a0][b]COL
IN POWELL[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS]Now to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken crossing the road.[/font]

[color=#0000a0][b]HAN
S BLIX[/color][/b]
[font=Comic Sans MS][font=Comic Sans MS]We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to have access to the other side of the road.[/font]

[color=#0000a0][b]JOHN KERRY[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS]Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road I am now against it![/font]

[color=#0000a0][b]RALPH NADER[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS]The chicken's habitat on the other side of the road had been polluted by unchecked industrial greed. The chicken did not reach the unspoiled habitat on the other side of the road because it was crushed by the wheels of a gas-guzzling SUV.[/font]

[color=#0000a0][b]PAT BUCHANAN[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS]To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.[/font]

[color=#0000a0][b]RUSH LIMBAUGH[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS][font=Comic Sans MS]I don't know why the chicken crossed the road, but I'll bet it was getting a government grant to cross the road, and I'll bet that somebody out there is already forming a support group to help chickens with crossing-the-road syndrome. Can you believe this? How much more of this can real Americans take? Chickens crossing the road paid for by their tax dollars. And when I say tax dollars, I'm talking about your money, money the government took from you to build a road for chickens to cross.[/font][/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]MARTHA STEWART [/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS][font=Comic Sans MS]No one called me to warn me which way that chicken was going. I had a standing order at the Farmer's Market to sell my eggs when the price dropped to a certain level. No little bird gave me any insider information.[/font][/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]JERRY FALWELL[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS]Because the chicken was gay -- isn't it obvious? Can't you people see the plain truth in front of your face? The chicken was going to the 'other side'. That's what they call it, the other side. Yes, my friends, that chicken is gay. And if you eat that chicken, you will become gay too. I say we boycott all chickens until we sort out this abomination that the liberal media whitewashes with seemingly harmless phrases like 'the other side.'[/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]DR SEUSS[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS]Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told.[/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]ERNEST HEMINGWAY[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS]To die in the rain & Alone.[/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS][font=Comic Sans MS]I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.[/font][/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]GRANDPA[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS][font=Comic Sans MS]In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.[/font][/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]BARBARA WALTERS[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS][font=Comic Sans MS]Isn't that interesting? In a few moments, we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting, and went on to accomplish its life long dream of crossing the road.[/font][/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]JOHN LENNON[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS][font=Comic Sans MS]Imagine all the chickens in th e world crossing roads together - in peace.[/font][/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]ARISTOTLE[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS][font=Comic Sans MS]It is the nature of chickens to cross the road.[/font][/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]KARL MARX[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS][font=Comic Sans MS]It was an historic inevitability.[/font][/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]RONALD REAGAN[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS][font=Comic Sans MS]What chicken?[/font][/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]CAPTAIN KIRK[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS][font=Comic Sans MS]To boldly go where no chicken has ever gone before.[/font][/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]SIGMUND FREUD[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS][font=Comic Sans MS]The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.[/font][/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]BILL GATES[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS]I have just witnessed eChicken2004, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook - and Internet Explorer is an integral part of eChicken.[/font]

[color=#0000
a0][b]ALBERT EINSTEIN[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS]Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?[/font][/font]
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[b][color=#0000a0][b]BIL
L CLINTON[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS]I did not cross the road with THAT chicken. What is your definition of chicken?[/font][/b]

[b][color=#0000a0][b]AL[
/b][/color][color=#0000a0][b] GORE[/color][size=2][font=Comic Sans MS]I invented the chicken![/font][/b][/size][/b]

[b][b][size=2][color=#00
00a0][b]COLONEL SANDERS[/color][/b][font=Comic Sans MS]Did I miss one? [/font]
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