Registered: Jan.04
Location: Calgary

Just put some of your favorite jokes here.

Q: what's strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
A: the back of your hand XD

That's all I got atm.. post some =)

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"If there is such a thing as a natural talent for driving, it just means that the person will improve a little bit faster than everyone else. There's no such thing as an innate talent that overcomes repeated effort and practice... Do you understand Daiki, Sakai? Winning and losing is a matter of how experienced you are."

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Registered: Jan.04
Location: moomootown

A guy walked into a bar.

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Registered: Jan.04
Location: Calgary

And said "ouch" =P

Stop killing my threads with your spam damnit >.<

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"If there is such a thing as a natural talent for driving, it just means that the person will improve a little bit faster than everyone else. There's no such thing as an innate talent that overcomes repeated effort and practice... Do you understand Daiki, Sakai? Winning and losing is a matter of how experienced you are."

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Registered: Jan.04
Location: Irohazaka

how about funny moments?


I remember once me some friends and Matt were walking out of sunridge mall in the parking lot. We were discussing chicks and there were two girls standing by their car. Someone said, "Hey Matt, what do you think?" Matt looks at the girls as we're getting closer to them and says, "Yeah, I'd do her." And they were just staring at us... ... and I just remembered, he then said "Yeah, look at them, they want it." Or something to that extent



Another time I asked Matt "Hey, what do you think of PDAs?"
He said: "PDAs? yeah, they're good." "What do you need it for?"
And I'm like: "nono, not Personal Digital Assistant, Public Displays of Affection"
Then he said: "OH! Public Displays of Affection... yeah, they're good."

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Registered: Jan.04
Location: [ calgary ]

umm....from the movie Desperdo

a man walks into a to the barkeeper and bets him 200 bucks that he could piss into a cup like 10 meters away on the other side of the bar.

the barkeeper sayd u got yourself a deal. so the guy unzips and starts to concentrate.....and after 2 mins. he lets it go, he pisses everywhere, on the bar, on the seat and on the barkeeper. He pisses everywhere except the damn cup. the barkeeper is smiling, and says u owe me 200 bucks.

the guy goes over to a pool table where 2 others guys were playing pool. He comes back and gives the barkeeper 200 bucks and smiles. The barkeep asks why the fuck are yoo smiling, u juss lost 200 bucks. He replies I juss bet those two other there 500 bucks each that i can piss on the seats, on the bar and on yoo, and not only would u not be piss but u would be happy about it

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o.o...

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Registered: Jan.04
Location: moomootown

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam." She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean..." she whispers, "...I would do...anything."

He returns her gaze. "Anything?"

"Anything."

His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you...study?"

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ok there was this one guy a while back ago, has to write huge essay for college or some shit, a french essay.

so the right b4 the test he thought he'd take some acid b4 the exam to try and relax, so thats what he does...... and when he walks out of the test his friend asks him what he wrote about
he responds, "i dont know some thunder storm or some shit"
and the next day the prof comes to speak with the kid....

"do you remember what you wrote for your essay?"
"kinda something about a thunderstorm"
the prof showed him the essay, and what was written over and over was
"Noir Noir Noir Noir Noir, BLANC! Noir Noir Noir Noir Noir, BLANC! Noir Noir Noir Noir Noir, BLANC! Noir Noir Noir Noir Noir, BLANC! Noir Noir Noir Noir Noir, BLANC!"

if you dont know french,
noir = black
blanc = white

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Registered: Jan.04
Location: Cloud 9

A super genius is born into the world. And the first person he sees is a man dressed in white.

The baby asks the man, "Are you my daddy?"
"No, I'm the doctor." replies the man as he hands the baby to another man.

The baby asks this man, "Are you my daddy?"
"No, I'm the nurse."" replies the man as he hands the baby to yet another man.

The baby asks this man, "Are you my daddy?"
"Why yes I am." replies the man. The baby glares at the man. The man looks back and suddenly the baby begins to poke the man's forehead and yells out "Let's see how you like it when it happens to you!"

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